Monday, April 16, 2007
I play WoW
Me and 7 million other people play WoW aka World of Warcraft. I decided to jump in the stupid bandwagon only to find it tedious, heartbreaking, and drastically manipulated my moral compass of what's good in this forsaken world.
Starting just a month ago, unknowing of what awaits, unaware that WoW runs like shit on my Vista (Which I immediately ignored due to the awesomeness of my translucent windows and fucken radical 3D FLIP FEATURES!) unaware of the shame that the game would give me...I created a character.
"THIS GAME SUCKS" I type vigorously over guild chat (My precious guild "Symphony of the Night") as I'm killing the umpteenth boar. In frustration I threaten my guild members with quiting WoW, but of course...the gripping squeeze of this demon...had a choke hold on me. Maybe it was the awesome loot you can find, maybe it was the awesome blood elves~~..oh man those blood elves...oh man. And so here I am...level fucking 21 going to level 22. Now because I have to go to school and such I've been able to ignore WoW's stupid gay grip on me, but I know...sooner or later...I'll play....
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4 comments:
I know how you feel. Hell, I haven't showered in over a week or shaved in over two!
But.. in the end, it's all worth it. When I hit 70, nothing else will matter except ganking some lowbie AC :>>>
I will never make it to 70...
Yes you will. If 12 year olds who still have no idea about basic game mechanics can, so can you!
Hey i play, u need to play with interesting people... that can help u
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